Dogpile on the Job Seeker

I never watch nature shows where they show one animal eating another because I find nature very brutal.  It’s always the sick or weak or young that are getting eaten and it’s never with a knife and fork.  While my college education provided me a backdrop on natural selection and the food chain – I’d rather watch CNN.  Here, I can see many of the same predatory behaviors being acted out by civilised people in business suits.

For instance, recently there has been a rash of what I call “dogpiling on the job seeker” – spamming them with false hopes of jobs, treating them like a commodity, internet phishing scams simply becasue they posted their resume and now the worst of all – charging them money for the false hope of getting a job.

I recently received a newsletter from one of the “6-figure” job boards – it came from their CEO (as it usually does) but I can’t believe a C-level executive would put this in writing.  However, this particular job board has always charged job seekers (they let you have a “free” account where you can see summaries of jobs available and even be contacted with “someone wants to talk to you” offers but if you really want to make contact with any of the companies – who they charge for postings now – you have to pay to get connected.  Charging job seekers and employers in this market) so it shouldn’t surprise me that they view the millions of out of work people as a great revenue source. 

Here’s how the “Newsletter” read;

Good Monday morning, Phil,

…And what I’ve discovered over the years I have been in this business (9 years in job boards, none in recruiting – PH) is that it takes a professional writer, who is familiar with what recruiters are looking for, to turn your resume into a very effective advertisement of your skills, talents, abilities and background.

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we have seen average applicants per job rise from 15 per job two years ago to 26 today.And that extra competition means you have about 10 seconds to stand out – to ensure that your audience can find exactly what they need to know about you, and find it fast.

And those are the most important 10 seconds in your job hunt.

Are you going to leave your fate in the hands of an amateur?

 

 

So here’s a guy who’s probably reviewed 100 resumes in his lifetime (look him up on linkedin) telling his readership that they all need to go hire a professional writer to create their resumes or risk their FATE!

Whew!  I’m so freaked out I’m going to go hire a professional PR Firm to manage my job search becasue without it, I’m leaving my fate in (que the vampire music) my own hands!!

Actually, I’m just freaked out that a Harvard educated (”with high distinction”) CEO would be this transparent.  You see, neither he nor anyone in the traditional job board industry is actually interested in helping you get a job.  Proof point: if he WAS, he’d be writing about how tough the market is and that you may actually have to go get a “survival job” to carry you through this downturn.  He’d write that you may have to put your ego in check and just do whatever you can to keep your house and fancy car or even downsize and go minimalist. 

Oh, but wait, who would sign up to pay him to look at 100K+ jobs if those people who LOST their 100K+ jobs started working for less than 100K?  Hmmm…

Instead, he’s advising his “readership” to go “spend money” or risk their fate.  (transparent fear sales pressure) What he’s not telling you is that the professional writer can’t CREATE JOBS which is the only reason people are not getting hired left and right.  Remember 4 years ago?  Who was advising job seekers to get professional resume writing when the unemployment was at 4%?  No one because everyone knew (and still knows) that a resume is a poorly written document, professionally or not. 

I HAVE read hundreds of thousands of resumes in my career (17 years, look me up on linkedin) and I can tell you it’s easy to notice the “professionally written” ones from the “leaving fate to an amateur” models.

I can also tell you it made NO DIFFERENCE in my decsion as a Recruiter whether I put a candidate into a process or eliminated them.  You see, that’s what I get paid to do, decipher resumes, uncover talent and get them hired. 

The moral of the story is thus; in this economy as in ANY economy – as a job seeker you should never have to pay to get a resume, get interview coaching or get a job.  Only job board CEOs and Chicago Congressmen belive you should.